Our conversation in church a couple of weeks ago:
Sarah:Mom can I take my shoes off?
Me: Why?
Sarah:Because they hurt.
Me: OK
A few minutes later...
Sarah:Mom get these tights off of me.
Me:Why?
Sarah:Cuz there bossin me around
(I took off the tights and she went to nursery bare-footed)
A few days ago I put some of Sarahs footie jammies on her before bed. She was screaming that the feet were bugging her, so I thought of a quick fix to avoid the problem and cut the feet off of the jammies. She soon started going crazy again...
Me:Sarah what is wrong with your jammies-I cut the feet off....
Sarah:There bossin my butt around
(I guess they were giving her a wedgie)
I guess my clothes boss me around sometimes too, but I don't feel at liberty to rip them off.
Cows Without Legs
12 years ago




